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Joke of the Day
"What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile? Convincing the sound to get into your van."
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"Why do Mexicans always have red eyes after sex? Pepperspray..."
"I was relieved when the cop gave me a ticket for driving without headlights. I thought I was going blind."
"I just got unfollowed by a woman that just started following me yesterday, so I guess I just had my first one night stand on twitter."
"The artist jumped from a bridge, carrying all of his favorite paints and pastels. At least he passed with flying colors."
"""The Walking Dad,"" but it's just a guy walking around the house turning off lights and muttering that he's ""not made of money"""
"Why do you become a smurf every time you are sad? Because you're feeling blue."
"I would like to be a zombie because when someone asked me if I had a boyfriend I could just eat them."
"Come forth. And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life. But John came fifth and won a toaster."
"My girlfriend must think that I'm John Cena. She told me she's not seeing me anymore."