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Joke of the Day
"What happens if you castrate a corn cob? It becomes a eunuchcorn."
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"What language do they speak in Cuba ? Cubic !"
"What did the male robot say to the female robot? 1100011010000010001000100101011101111100001011101001101000110011010110100000000110001001101011000001"
"What did captain Kirk do in the head? He Shatner."
"I need to borrow some cheese can I get a provolone?"
"Chewbacca started a website that exposed all the secrets of the Empire, it's called Wookieeleaks."
"How much does automail cost? An arm and a leg."
"Did you hear about the man without a penis? He came out of nowhere!"
"How many fat people does it take to change a light bulb? 3. One to unscrew the light bulb and screw a new one on another one to operate the crane and a third one to say when the chicken is ready."
"What do you call a Vulcan sheep? Shbaaaaaaaahk"