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Joke of the Day

"The only way to score with a robot Is to get it in the mode"

"If Trump replaces Obama as president, Then it will be the first time a white billionaire moves into government subsidized housing after a black family moved out. Edit: Billionaire"

"Can someone explain to me why I agreed to go camping this weekend? I'm pretty sure tents don't have wifi and I will most likely die."

"I've decided I want to start a career in Mirror Cleaning It's just something I can see myself doing."

"My dad got me at the adoption center today He pretended to just leave me there. Good one dad, now come pick me up please."

"if u switch the m&e at the end of memes it spells meems which has the same pronunciation"

"Apologizing for canceling a meeting is like saying sorry for buying me a beer."

"a cowboy dog walks into a town He goes right into the saloon and says,"" I'm looking fer the varmint that shot my pa' ""."

"What does Melania say to the Donald after sex? Next time *I* suck Bill's dick while YOU watch."

"Have you ever heard of Tupac? You probably haven't, he's pretty underground"