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Joke of the Day

"if u switch the m&e at the end of memes it spells meems which has the same pronunciation"

"[swirls, sniffs and sips red wine] Yes, this is delicious. I will have a glass. Ma'am, this is a church, let go of the cup and sit down."

"Dictinry for sell. Never use."

"Mexican Magician A Mexican magician was known for his vanishing act. He would drape a sheet over his head and count: ""Uno! Dos!""...........POOF! the sheet fell flat. He was gone without a Tres."

"What do you call some who is afraid of Santa? Clausetrophobic. I'm here all week."

"TIL of Cunningham's Law It states that the best way to get the right answer on the internet is to ask a question."

"What is Jamaican Pikachu's favorite dance? The Polka Mon"

"Patient: I always see spots before my eyes. Doctor: Didn't the new glasses help? Patient: Sure now I see the spots much clearer."

"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are $3.99 and deer nuts are under a buck."

"A funny thing I like to do is yell 'God, not your WHOLE hand' when the doctor does a pelvic exam."