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Joke of the Day

"What does Melania say to the Donald after sex? Next time *I* suck Bill's dick while YOU watch."

"I thought the Undertale genocide run was comic, But than I met sans. ^I'm ^so ^sorry."

"Boss: go to hell Me: so stay? or leave? I'm confused"

"I always keep two kinds of birth control available: condoms (cling wrap), and ""fancy"" condoms (condoms)."

"Anyone know a Minecraft interpreter? I don't understand my son's Christmas list."

"The difference between being naughty and being kinky Is whether you by your gear at an adult shop or home depot"

"Why can't a policeman win a game of pool? Because he always shoots the black one first."

"If a centipede a pint, how much can a precipice? A canopy."

"What do you call a nose without a body? Nobody knows."

"Neat, your girlfriend is made out of the same stuff as your air guitar!"