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Joke of the Day

"Top ten Instagrams are of young women http://dadaviz.com/i/3971 *exclusions apply"

"Why Can't A Bike Stand On Its Own? It's two-tired!"

"What do you name a combination Gay Conversion Camp/Coma Ward? Fruits & Vegetables."

"Did your hear about the man with a broken left arm and broken left leg?"

"Why do Jewish bachelors like latina women? Because they like to fool around with Chicsas before they marry. (A shiksa is a gentile woman)"

"Did you hear about the baby born with no eyelids? They used his circumcised foreskin to surgically replace his eyelids. The surgery was a success although he is a little Cock-eyed"

"I am still paying... A little boy asked his father, ""Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"" Father replied, ""I don't know son, I'm still paying."""

"Shark Week is just a holiday invented by the underwater camera industry."

"Damn, girl are you Twitter? Because I can't stop staring at you and saying stupid things."

"What goes eek eek bang? A mouse in a minefield !"