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Joke of the Day

"What goes eek eek bang? A mouse in a minefield !"

"Where do nazis go on vacation? The holocoast."

"A grasshopper walks into a bar. Bartender says, ""Hey, we've got a drink named after you."" Grasshopper says, ""Why would anyone name a drink Bob?"""

"How do you get Dick out of Richard? You ask nicely"

"Why do people with OCD like Family Feud? Because it's always black and white."

"Don't be irreplaceable - if you cannot be replaced, you cannot be promoted."

"There is only one thing that could possibly stop Messi's unstoppable form Chuck Norris's roundhouse kick"

"I don't need a tat to look hard. Just a pic of your mom..."

"I'm not a fan of anal sex with the deceased any more. In fact I only did it once in a blue moon."

"The first rule of elevator club is don't talk to other members of elevator club."