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Joke of the Day
"Just ran over chumbawamba with my car at 80mph Lying Bastards!"
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"We all know that light travels faster than sound. That's why certain people appear bright until you hear them speak."
"I would go to any lengths to find a good measuring tape."
"There was an orgy at the camp site last night... ... it was fucking in tents. I'll show myself out..."
"When pigs fly they will have the most delicious wings."
"I'm dying to get one of those babies that smoke. Too cute!"
"Q: Did you hear about the guy that threw away a duck? A: He got down in the dumps."
"A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar... And the bartender says, ""What is this, some kind of joke?"""
"Sorry Im late, I was staring at a wall for an hour thinkin about how delicious that pizza looked on Home Alone 2 when Kevin got in the limo."
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