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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the baby born with no eyelids? They used his circumcised foreskin to surgically replace his eyelids. The surgery was a success although he is a little Cock-eyed"

"Q. What do you call a ginger bread man with one leg? A. Limp Bizkit. (limp biscuit) (Alternate: What do the British call a cookie that got wet?)"

"A poll showed that North Korea is the happiest nation in the world! 100% of citizens reported being happy!"

"My standards are so high they just recorded a reggae song."

"I wonder if George Michael was a organ donor So he could really give his heart to someone special this Christmas."

"Sometimes I think about how infinite the universe is... and realize that somewhere out there, there's a galaxy shaped like a dick."

"What's the fastest way to get away from Hell? Piss off Satan's wife."

"Is that shirt (those pants) mad of camel skin? (No, why?) Cause I noticed the humps!"

"What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone? You can't hear a vitamin."

"What do you call a snake with a degree in engineering? A Boa Constructor"