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Joke of the Day
"What do you name a combination Gay Conversion Camp/Coma Ward? Fruits & Vegetables."
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"How do you get garbanzo breath? Have a chickpea in your mouth"
"I'm going to start an abortion clinic... ...called ""Don't Kid Yourself."""
"A religious family member literally said ""Spongebob goes too far sometimes"" and I can not stop laughing."
"Wow 15 notifications.. oh wait 13 of them are for farmville, cityville, I dont give a shit-ville"
"A black guy walks into a bar, with a parrot on his shoulder The bartender looks at him and says, ""That thing is really cool! Where did you get it?"" The parrot replies, ""Detroit"""
"Back to the Future IV: Marty Mcfly stops being obsessed with his own family and goes back in time to kill Hitler."
"What's the difference between a fridge and a woman? A fridge doesn't fart when you pull your meat out"
"What's Grey and Comes in Quarts? An Elephant."
"A fish swims into a brick wall... Damn."