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Joke of the Day
"Chelsea FC captain had a night to forget, his performance was Terryble"
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"Two hunters were driving down a narrow two lane road in an off-road jeep, and saw a sign that said 'Bear Left'... They turned around and went home."
"Why couldn't the fortune teller fit into her shirt? Because she's a medium"
"I really want to rent a hot air balloon. Or at least a moderately attractive air balloon with a great personality."
"I long for the days when waking up with a ""stiff one"" wasn't referring to my lower back."
"How do you get to Nazi Germany It's on the third right EDIT: Woah this is like my third day here front page? I feel special now."
"Guy tells his doctor ""Every time I look in the mirror, I get an erection."" Doc says "" That's because you look like a pussy"""
"Steve Irwin lived the way he died... With animals in his heart."
"The final death of 2016.... Mariah Carey's live performance career"
"Men are like high heels. They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it."