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Joke of the Day

"Men are like high heels. They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it."

"Tim Cook has announced that he's gay. Samsung just filed a lawsuit claiming they came out of the closet 3 years ago. #Apple"

"What do black people get on their math test? (Warning offensive!) Chicken grease."

"I like to think of myself as God's gift to women. They certainly wouldn't pay anything to have me."

"Didn't think these orthopedic shoes would work, but I stand corrected."

"If shit was music, you'd be an orchestra."

"Hey rappers on twitter, saying ""LOL"" in every tweet is about as gangster as two dolphins sitting on a rainbow tongue kissing"

"Did you know you can just buy live lobsters? Anyway can I use your shower mine is full of lobsters"

"A big shout out to my cat for hissing at an empty closet and keeping me in the bathtub holding a crucifix."

"Why do you take toilet paper to the twilight zone? DODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODO"