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Joke of the Day
"Steve Irwin lived the way he died... With animals in his heart."
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"If Hitler was alive today and had his own hotel, he would charge for wifi."
"I like my ice cream like I like my women. Plain vanilla, and hopefully if it lies around long enough it will get wet so I don't have to do much with my mouth."
"What's long, green and smells like bacon? Kermit the Frog's finger."
"Black paint Political correctness has gone to far these days. You cant even say black paint any more, you have to say ""Tyrone, please will you paint my house?"""
"If I can, and you can why Clark Kent?"
"Went to dinner with my girlfriend tonight and got called a pedophile because I'm 30 and she's 19. Totally ruined our 10th anniversary."
"Got into a car accident with a mobile library before. I'm perfectly fine, but the police really threw the book at me."
"What do you get when you cross a Centaur with a Minotaur? Cinnaminotaur. The most delicious of all mythological creatures."
"If you are attacked by a group of clowns... Go for the Juggler."