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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the fortune teller fit into her shirt? Because she's a medium"
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"Why did the woman fall in love with the surgeon? Because he cauterize."
"Have you heard about the Viagra shipment that was stolen? The police are on the lookout for hardened criminals."
"It seems like every kid wants to be Spider-man or Batman now-a-days. They must have terrible parents if they all want to be orphans."
"""This is wrong on sooo many levels"" I say to my victims as I rob them at gun point on elevators."
"May I hold your baby? May I throw her across the room into that pile of empty boxes? Okay, I'll just hold her then."
"I fucked a girls butthole."
"What do you call a dinosaur with too much power? A tyrant-osaurus rex!       I'll see myself out..."
"Well if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire ... .....what do freedom fighters fight?"
"Why do Japanese hate bingo? They all scramble for cover when you call B-29"