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Joke of the Day
"iPhone 6: For people who don't mind holding an iPad up to their ear."
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"What the difference between a pancake? It tastes better with jam."
"What's Goku's favorite subject? Super Science."
"What does a Seal drink at a bar? Anything but Canadian Club.."
"What's the difference between an oyster fisherman with epilepsy and a prostitute with diarrhea? The fisherman shucks between fits."
"""Live this Friday like it was your last."" The Mayans"
"- How was school? 4: Trenton said his dad likes to go outside and fight lions - laughs - oh honey - nobody would name their kid Trenton"
"I'm waiting for Twitter to be adapted into a big budget sci-fi action movie: ""In space no one can hear you tweet."""
"What do you call a horny dog??? Nothing. So he doesn't come..."
"Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels? Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue."