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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between an oyster fisherman with epilepsy and a prostitute with diarrhea? The fisherman shucks between fits."

"If Hitler made a Microphone company... ...it'd be called ""The Third Mic""."

"*trying to awkwardly start a conversation with my barber* I ALSO like scissors."

"Do I turn left when nothing is right? Or do I turn right when there's nothing left?"

"My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot It got so bad, eventually we had to take his bike away"

"I wonder if internet commenters ever get tired of solving the world's greatest problems."

"One out of five dentists has the courage to speak their own mind"

"Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared."

"Why did the male ghost get scared after the female ghost said ""boo""? The male ghost wasn't ready for a committed relationship."

"How do blind people know their ass is clean after they poop? One bark means clean, two means dirty."