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Joke of the Day
"What the difference between a pancake? It tastes better with jam."
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"What never eats at thanks giving? A turkey. Because it's always stuffed."
"My first escort... was a Ford"
"My future is so bright I need to stay in my room browsing reddit until nightfall."
"Good news: He told me I was his penguin. Bad news: Penguins only have sex once a year."
"What's the difference between Bill Clinton and a Vagina? A vagina is attatched to Bill Clintons wife"
"What do you call a communist video streaming service? Niet-flix."
"I just asked my dad what his favourite part about being a teacher is... He responded with June, July, and August"
"Recent Studies... Recent studies show that 4 out of 5 blondes are blonde"
"What do you find in an empty nose? Fingerprints."