155067
Joke of the Day
"""Live this Friday like it was your last."" The Mayans"
Next Joke
"I was once involved in a sex ring... until my circle of friends said that things were getting awkward."
"How many people does it take to screw in a light? Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb"
"I need to buy a new inflatable love doll. The one I have now is almost full."
"What's the hardest part about eating a Vegetable? putting her back in the wheelchair when you're done."
"Two antennas fell in love.. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent."
"If you're a vegan who ran a marathon & got your dogs from a shelter, how do you decide which thing to wedge into the conversation first?"
"How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: ""I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?"" Trainer replies: ""Use the ATM"""
"What did the pony say when he had a sore throat? Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse."
"What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone's forehead? Unsightly facial hare!"