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Joke of the Day
"What's Goku's favorite subject? Super Science."
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"I met a girl who said she orgasmed every time she sneezed I asked her what she took for that. She said usually pollen or ragweed"
"What question would confuse a transsexual who used to be a woman? ""Have you ever been abroad?"""
"How do trees get online? They just log in..."
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"It is rude to start a Twitter account and not state within 48 hours that you want to see what all the fuss is about."
"Just taught my kids about taxes by eating 38% of their ice cream."
"What's considered an homemade gift in China? An IPhone."
"What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas? You only get presents from one set of grandparents."
"Drink coffee. It saves lives. One cup will decrease your chances of murdering someone in the morning."