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Joke of the Day

"Is there an apology card for: Sorry I kidnapped your dog and made him run on a treadmill to power my toaster last week, or no?"

"What cereal do impotent men eat? Nut-N Raisin Honey"

"Diner: Why are the waiters in here so nasty? Waiter: Look at who they have to serve."

"What do you call Batman when he ditches church? Christian Bale"

"My wife: ""Can you pass me the stud finder?"" Me: ""You're the stud finder!"" *deep, awkward silence* Me: ""Here it is."""

"Why do java coders wear glasses? Because they don't C#"

"How do you kill a fox? Cut off one of it's legs and make it run across Canada"

"Knock knock. Who's there? Mormons."

"""Look at what came in the mail today!"" ""That damn horny mailman again?"""

"Hey do you mind if I play street fighter with you? SHORYUKEN!"