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Joke of the Day

"Knock knock. Who's there? Mormons."

"Some people thought the plus-size iPhone would be a failure... but I knew eventually it would be a huge 6s"

"Why is it hard to work at an apple pie factory? They have such a high turnover rate."

"My phone died... There won't be any service."

"Like something you'd find on laffy taffy On a scale of 1-10 how high was Carl? 420"

"I've never had a beard before this one and I didnt like it at first. But its really growing on me."

"The Cash Cab just picked up a pimp. Shockingly he got the first question wrong but got the video bonus. Pimpin' IS easy!"

"How do you call fish with no eyes fsh"

"Mexico doesn't win Olympic medals... ...because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in the United States."

"So i made a joke about paper.. but it was tearable"