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Joke of the Day

"Why do java coders wear glasses? Because they don't C#"

"What's the definition of a will? Come on guys it's a dead giveaway"

"Fun Fact: The ""eye roll"" was created by Eve in the Garden of Eden within 15 min of her first conversation with Adam."

"Sexist Joke alert why do they say Lady's first? because its the best for last"

"9*picking his nose* wife:Get your finger out of your nose! me [alone in the bedroom] *takes finger out of nose* *whispers* How did she know?"

"ME: why is my son failing TEACHER: just because u gave him that name doesnt mean he'll be intelligent ME: [gasping] cover ur ears Smartboy"

"Never get on one knee for a girl who won't get on two for you ( )"

"Doctor doctor give me the news I've got a bad case of lov- oh what's that? It's AIDS? Well that just doesn't rhyme at all"

"I walked into the Urgent Care bathroom and read a sign that said ""Nothing other than Toilet Paper in the Toilet"" So I Shit on the floor and flushed the toilet paper."

"What do you call... What do you call a deer with no eyes? -No idea What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? -Still no idea"