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Joke of the Day
"How do you kill a fox? Cut off one of it's legs and make it run across Canada"
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"How do you kill bread? Bake it for a little while, and it will be toast."
"Marriage. Because your sh*tty day doesn't have to end at work."
"What animal never forgets national tragedies? the nine-elephant"
"Are babies like tamagotchis? Like, will my friend take care of it if I forget it at her house?"
"What kind of girls date firefighters? Hose."
"Why did Chris Christie endorse Donald Trump? Christie wants the highest cabinet position possible because he knows - the higher cabinet is where they keep all the cookies!"
"Your family tree must be a cactus ... Because everyone on it is a prick."
"Now that the Olympics are over, Michael Phelps can finally be released back to his natural habitat; the couch with a bong."
"Why don't women wear skirts in the winter? Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich?"