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Joke of the Day
"""Look at what came in the mail today!"" ""That damn horny mailman again?"""
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"I know dream catchers don't work because I've never seen one in a car worth more than two thousand dollars."
"WIFE: I can't believe you ruined my birthday yesterday ME: What a load of bollocks, Karen. I didn't even know it was your birthday"
"How do you scare a snowman? You get a hairdryer!"
"What did one black guy say to another black guy? We're both black guys."
"""Retweet! Retweet!"" yelled the German Commander as we invaded Normandy"
"Started playing with the self-retracting cord on my vacuum to find out how much weight it can pull; long story short, I'm Batman now."
"I asked Kanye West if he'd seen Inception & he opened the locket around his neck revealing a photo of me asking him of he'd seen Inception."
"Yo momma is so fat Her toenails aren't painted, just redshifted"
"""Flatulence is not an emotion."" -me explaining feelings to boyfriend"