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Joke of the Day

"Life is that reality show character wearing a leopard print caftan saying ""Yer either gonna love me or hate me, I just tell it like it is"""

"I am not fat I'm just making a very successful recovery from anorexia."

"A girl went to Thailand... And came back a changed man."

"What pdf reader do Jedis use? The Adobe-Wan Kenobi Reader"

"Your cat doesn't love you. If it were bigger it would eat you."

"What's the worst thing about a lung transplant? Coughing up someone else's phlegm"

"Kids, in my day we didn't have text messaging. We had to write a ""Do you like me? Yes or no?"" note and pass it through 17 mutual friends."

"There are three ways to spread news telegram, television and tellawoman."

"What do you get if you walk under a cow? A pat on the head."

"Ask someone if they'll watch your bag for you but never actually leave just sit there and watch your bag together with your new friend."