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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you walk under a cow? A pat on the head."
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"smokers have a greater risk of heart disease, stroke and hard-to-hear outdoor phone conversations."
"Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin? A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside."
"Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps? Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs."
"I don't drink about you anymore."
"The past, the present and the future walk into a bar... ...Then things got tense."
"How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it. I'll show myself out."
"How do you keep an idiot busy? You tell a joke on Reddit"
"A man enters the store to buy a dog... ... and points at a puppy he likes. ""How much for that dog?"" ""300$"" ""What about the half?"" ""I'm sorry, we only sell complete dogs."""
"Why did the AC wave try to hang himself? He was sinusoidal."