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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you walk under a cow? A pat on the head."
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"TIL Muslim extremists do not like pulled pork sandwiches. whoops, wrong sub."
"A man walked into a doctor's office . . . He said to the doctor: ""I've hurt my arm in several places."" The doctor said: ""Well don't go there any more."""
"The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not have brains is great news for stupid people."
"A Priest, a Homosexual, and a Pedophile walk into a bar... And he orders a beer."
"What did the little girl with no arms, no legs, blind, deaf and mute get for Christmas? NSFW Cancer"
"I patented the time machine But the judge keeps throwing it out based on prior art"
"I've never been offered money for sex. Never been offered money to not have sex either. So there's that."
"My mom caught me smoking weed. She punished me by sending me to my room without any supper."
"Moses joke Moses was the first person to use Control+C as a shortcut."