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Joke of the Day

"Kids, in my day we didn't have text messaging. We had to write a ""Do you like me? Yes or no?"" note and pass it through 17 mutual friends."

"The things i say are like circles... They dont have a point."

"What did the hippie say when asked to leave the party? Namaste."

"Newt Gingrich would probably leave the presidential race... if he learned it had cancer."

"Q: What do you get when you cross a sheep and a porcupine? A: Nobody knows, but whatever it is, it knits its own sweaters."

"A little jewish girl was playing with an ashtray... Hitler comes in and says: ""Are you looking for someone?"""

"The water from a drinking fountain tastes like pennies and mumps."

"What does a pedophile and a tortoise have in common? They both want to get there before the hare."

"If you are scared of pedophiles Grow up."

"- ""... He accidentally drank some radioactive milk and became_ - MILKMAN!! - No. He became gravely ill and died. What are you? An idiot?!"""