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Joke of the Day
"I can wake up at random intervals, crying and hungry too, so fuck you babies."
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"How can you tell if a parrot is intelligent? It speaks in Polly-syllables!"
"Waiter what is this stuff? That's bean salad sir. I know what it's been but what is it now?"
"Why are Slavs always squatting? what else is there to do while you're waiting in line?"
"What is the rapper's favorite bread? 2 Grainz"
"Divorces should just be reverse weddings where you get pushed out of a church while your friends steal appliances from your home."
"What does a Jewish cat say at weddings? Meowzel tov"
"What do you get when you mate an elephant with a poodle? A poodle split in half."
"Why couldn't the tree solve the Lumberjack's riddle? He was stumped."
"""Eat me,"" said the noun ""Say what?"" said the verb. ""Eat me,"" repeated the noun, word for word. ""Uhh...okay."" Verbatim."