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Joke of the Day

"Why couldn't the tree solve the Lumberjack's riddle? He was stumped."

"Miley Montana (whatever) has decided to quit ""singing"" to focus on ""acting"". I am very ""concerned."""

"What do me and my fridge have in common? Were both empty inside and weigh a tonne"

"Went to an astrologer and found out why my wife and I aren't compatible. I'm a Capricorn and she's a fucking BITCH!"

"Serious Question: Can I get a moustache by kissing another guy with a moustache?"

"Why do hipsters prefer to drink their PBR warm? So that they can say they liked it before it was cool."

"I'm not racist.. Racism is a crime. Only black people commit crimes."

"HOT! dog what did the dog say about sexy dog to is friend wow look at that hot dog"

"Why do slovaks don't like Czechs? They prefer cash."

"Theres one thing that you can't say on Reddit: [removed]"