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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you mate an elephant with a poodle? A poodle split in half."
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"My wife felt guilty I found her using a vibrator. She said she was denying me my pleasure. She's using the batteries from the remote"
"It'd be fun to release a gorilla in a gorilla suit at the mall and see the look on security's face when they pull off that first mask."
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"Curling irons have a warning tag that says ""For External Use Only."" Which of you sick fucks made that necessary?"
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"Where does the Lone Ranger take his trash? To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump."