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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you mate an elephant with a poodle? A poodle split in half."
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"What bounces and makes kids cry? My child support checks."
"Just heard a woman compare different products by calling the last one ""even differenter."" I am now embarrassed to be human."
"Wish I could focus on anything with even half the intensity of my dog watching me eat yogurt."
"Did you hear Helen Keller was an atheist? I guess she never saw the light."
"A cowboy peers down the pit of an outhouse... He sees an Indian standing at the bottom. He asks, ""How long have you been down there?"" The Indian replies: ""Many moons."""
"If someone tells you to spell part backwards don't do it It's a trap!"
"What's black and doesn't work? A broken TV.............. racist."
"What do you call a Dadaist fabric? Man Rayon"
"Those leaf blower guys must be constantly looking for blow jobs."