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Joke of the Day

"What's Canada's favorite board game? Sorry"

"""I'll have a cheeseburger with a large coke,"" The blonde girl requested. ""Excuse me miss, this is a library."" ^^""I'll ^^have ^^a ^^cheeseburger ^^with ^^a ^^large ^^coke,"" she whispered."

"Why are Boy Scouts such great murderers? Because they leave no trace."

"There is no amount of money I wouldn't pay for a remote control that could walk itself over to me from the other side of the room."

"How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another women's lipstick on his knuckles."

"I only have sex with the lights off to prevent having to explain some of my tattoos."

"Why didn't the life guard save the hippy? He was too far out, man."

"Nate: ""Hey what's the weather like out there?"" Kate: ""I don't know. I'll tell you when it clears."""

"A baby seal walks into a club... ..."

"What's the difference between a movie rental machine and several prehistoric towns? One is Redbox, the others are Bedrocks."