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Joke of the Day

"""I'll have a cheeseburger with a large coke,"" The blonde girl requested. ""Excuse me miss, this is a library."" ^^""I'll ^^have ^^a ^^cheeseburger ^^with ^^a ^^large ^^coke,"" she whispered."

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"Energizer Bunny The Energizer Bunny was arrested today. He was charged with battery."
"How was copper wire created? Two Jews found the same penny."
"What's the speed limit of sex? 68... any faster and you'll eat it."
"What kind of bar do fish go to? A sand bar."
"""looks like a burrito fell out his pocket, hes crawling up to get it and crying. thats gonna cost points"" - commentators on my snowboard run"
"My sister is holding her baby in one hand and a cup of Starbucks in the other, I'm going to toss her phone at her to see who gets dropped."