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Joke of the Day
"I only have sex with the lights off to prevent having to explain some of my tattoos."
Next Joke
"Did you hear about the gay midget? He was a little quiet."
"What phrase do prostitutes and mafia members both say? You lookin to get whacked?"
"I tried phone sex today I ended up with hearing aids"
"Those who carry teensy cute purses shouldn't throw stones at those who wear cargo shorts, because I can carry more stones."
"Why is it awful to be an egg? You only get laid once, it takes three minutes to get hard, and you come in a box with eleven others."
"Why do midgets refuse to wear tampons? Because they keep stepping on the string."
"It doesn't bother me when people tell me my dick is a joke. But I love it when they can take a joke."
"My car is probably the most expensive bird toilet I own."
"You say, ""I think we should see other people"" like I haven't been doing so ever since we started dating."