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Joke of the Day

"How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another women's lipstick on his knuckles."

"What do you say to a black guy with a job? Keep at it, inmate!"

"evanescence - noun: the process of vanishing or fading out of sight, memory, or existence. So that's what happened. Great band name, guys."

"""I think I have split personalities"", ......Said Steve, being frank."

"How does Lil Wayne get inspiration for his new music? He listens to his old music."

"I have decided to become a dolphin... It is my true porpoise in life"

"Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN? A: Because she didn't know which one came first!"

"Brings donuts to work because if I can't be skinny neither can you."

"No Soap. Radio!!!"

"What does Sean Connery call a greedy oyster? Shellfish."