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Joke of the Day

"Why are Boy Scouts such great murderers? Because they leave no trace."

"Girl are you the square root of -1? Because you're complex as fuck."

"There are three kinds of people in this world... Those that can do Math, and those that can't."

"What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur? A stinkasaurus!"

"How does trump fire a gun? He tells the bullet it's fired."

"I was playing Battleship with my tumor... I won though, my last hit was B9."

"Do you know what I miss about my childhood? Not caring about spelling and chocolate milf"

"Seven billion other people in the world and not one of them are naked in front of me right now. That just isn't right"

"I like my rum like I like my women Twelve years old and mixed up with Coke."

"Smoking is a slow death! But we're not in a hurry..."