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Joke of the Day
"What kind of cat should you take into the desert ? A first aid kitty !"
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"Why did Mary Magdalen love Jesus? *Spreads arms* Because he was hung like this"
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"A young boy asks his Jewish father for $40... The father replies, ""40 dollars?! What do you need 20 dollars for? Here's $10"" gives him a 5, ""now go split it with your brother."""
"My 8yo knows exactly how many hours are left until Christmas but can't remember to flush the toilet."
"Boss set out a bowl of hard candy in the break room, so I guess we had our Christmas party today."