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Joke of the Day
"SPOILER ALERT: Rice cakes do not contain any actual cake."
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"I find it Hillaryous that the presidential candidates this year are so horrible. I wonder if either of them will pull out their Trump card to guarantee that win though."
"My mom keeps walking in everytime I watch porn. I'm just glad she doesn't know I'm watching it."
"What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction? You rub them the wrong way"
"Hockey joke Turnovers are like ex-wives; the more you have, the more they'll cost you."
"Dollar Tree pregnancy tests. For when you only want to be 35% sure."
"... -_- Ash gets raped??? http://teensofhs.blogspot.com/2013/02/20000-views-celebration.html"
"I told my friends I had a date with a really attractive girl... they told me she was imaginary, but the jokes on them, because they are too."
"The supermarket ran out of soup. They were out of stock."
"How do you get a kid out from a microwave? Please answer before my wife gets home!"