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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an undulating pig? Swinusoidal."
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"What does a Russian say before having sex? I'm Putin it in."
"Muhammad Ali was apparently bad in bed, says his widow. Then again, he was a fighter, not a lover."
"I legitimately often expect WebMD to return the result of ""turns out you are a loser."""
"My masseur thinks he's naturally better than any masseuse. He's such a massagynist."
"Hey Bradley Cooper's eyes: the most beautiful sky imaginable called - it wants it's color back"
"what do a nun and a public defender have in common? neither one can get you off"
"Oh no, my kid got upset at me and locked himself in his room. What ever will I do. Margarita anyone?"
"There are 10 types of people... Those who understand binary and those who don't."
"BABY DRINK Q: How do you make a baby drink? A: Stick it in the blender."