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Joke of the Day
"Whats long, green, and smells like pork? Kermit's finger."
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"What do you do after you've just licked the softest, sweetest, pussy in the world? Put it back in the crib."
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"Did you hear about the penny and magnifying glass who got married? Their wedding was magnifycent."
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"What do you call a cheap male prostitute? A five dollar footlong."
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"How much is a $1,000,000 Bill worth? Nothing! You can't use it anywhere!"
"If a guy tells you he makes 6 figures a year it doesn't necessarily mean he's rich. He could be a really lazy guy working at a toy factory."