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Joke of the Day

"If you've ever wondered which of your friends loved V for Vendetta, you're in luck today."

"I hate it when I go to hide out from my kids in the walk-in closet & my husband is already in there hiding out from me."

"What does it take for a Beatles reunion? Two Bullets."

"Maybe Aliens don't visit us because they're all women and they want us to make the first move."

"hey wat was lenard nimoys favorite pet william ratner his rat"

"What's a feminists least favorite Pokemon? Abra!"

"Villain: We meet again, Mr. Bond Bond: You don't remember my 1st name do you Villain: Sure I do. It's uh.. Bond: C'mon this is our 3rd fight"

"If ISIS were a Pokemon, which would they be? Voltorb; they're always using self destruct"

"I lost my dishwasher, washingmashine, dryer, iron, stove, and vacumcleaner today. Her funeral will be this saturday."

"what most people dont know is that you can use the trick or treat system to get large amounts of candy for free"