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Joke of the Day
"Maybe Aliens don't visit us because they're all women and they want us to make the first move."
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"What is the witches motto ? We came we saw we conjured !"
"I was going to say a chemistry joke... But I was afraid I wouldn't get a reaction."
"German people are so rude. I helped someone in Berlin and all he did was call me ""donkey."""
"Two cashews walk into a bar... The Bartender says ""How about a glass of our most expensive wine?"" The Cashews reply, ""Do you think we're Nuts?!"""
"Why do they call them 'jews'? ""'jew gonna do anything with that, 'cause I can take it off your hands?"""
"Hilarious Email Signature Sent from DOM control panel by (name) If you wish to say ""no"" to future emails, please click here However, please bear in mind that ""no"" does not always mean ""no"""
"How do you catch a unique cat? Unique up on it."
"I avoid checking my bank account. I just don't need that negativity in my life."
"A baby seal walks into a club... That's it. A baby seal walks into a club. o_o"