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Joke of the Day
"If ISIS were a Pokemon, which would they be? Voltorb; they're always using self destruct"
Next Joke
"What did the DNA say to the other DNA? ""Do these genes make me look fat?"""
"Chess Set ""I'd like to buy this chess set please"" ""How will you be paying, sir?"" ""Check mate"".."
"What is a ten letter word that starts with gas. Automobile Edit: not really a joke but didnt know where to put it."
"A man like me is hard to find. I trim maze hedges."
"A man died and the whole country was in mourning then it became the afternoon, followed by the evening and then the night."
"i just flew in and boy are my arms tired from jacking off on the plane a whole lot"
"Scientists discovered a kind of dinosaur that could only see moving bodies. They named it 'Doyouthinkitsaurus?'"
"What did the Pink Panther say after he sprayed raid on an anthill? *Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant.*"
"Doctor, does being obese impede my chances off a normal sex life? No, but it does add weight to the problem."