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Joke of the Day

"Villain: We meet again, Mr. Bond Bond: You don't remember my 1st name do you Villain: Sure I do. It's uh.. Bond: C'mon this is our 3rd fight"

"Housekeeper: Professor there's a bill collector at the door. I told him you were out. But he wouldn't believe me. Professor: No? Then I suppose I'll have to go and tell him myself."

"Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet."

"If someone offered you drugs, always say yes because drugs are expensive Jk stay in school kids"

"Trojan's next commercial should just be a guy saying ""See?"" while pointing at my kids when they're fighting over a cookie."

"Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because there isn't a fucking wall in the way"

"A guy walks into a bar with jumper cables and the bartender says, You can come in, but don't start anything!"

"What do you call a rebellious teenager whose parents are a lamb and a moose? A radical mooselamb"

"What do you call a female comedian? not funny"

"5 Arabs are sitting around looking at pictures of thier kids One says to the others they blow up so fast!!"