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Joke of the Day
"I could tell you some great jokes about unemployed people... But none of them work."
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"Lorena Bobbit died in a car accident today From what I hear, some dick cut her off."
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"What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common? Failure to pull out in time"
"Once I saw a ghost... It looked like your dick"
"How many Heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb? All, to save this world from the darkness."
"It's pretty easy to get pussy with a puppy You just replace the S's with P's"
"Ladies, stop relying on Cosmo. It's written by women who don't know siht about men."
"Why is Whitney Houston good at video games? One of her strong suits is HAAND EEEEEEEYYYEEEE coordination."
"A comedian, a rapist, and the President of the United States are in an elevator .. and then Barack says to the other guy ""Always liked you most in The Cosby Show""."