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Joke of the Day
"Socialism jokes are only funny... ...if everybody gets them."
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"I came, I saw, the neighbors complained."
"Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was auhmonahahha"
"Capitalization can really change a sentence. For example: I love to eat candy. I love to eat capitalization."
"Have you heard the joke about the butter? Never mind you would spread it around"
"What do you call a Chinese millionare? Ching-Ching."
"$10 says some idiot is gonna hear the word Ebola and think ""that'd be a great name for my new baby!"""
"I asked when my gym membership was up and the dude said ""day before Valentine's Day"" like I'm some genius who knows when Valentine's Day is."
"Bad news: I got so busy drafting tweets, I forgot to pick the kids up at school. Worse news: I'm a bus driver"
"I still have no idea what the fuck Grape Nuts are supposed to be."