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Joke of the Day

"Socialism jokes are only funny... ...if everybody gets them."

"WAYS TO KILL 2 BIRDS W/ 1 STONE 1 Ricochet 2 Retrieve, rethrow 3 Line up birds precisely 4 Huge boulder 5 Use lovebirds, 2nd dies of grief"

"On the Beauty of Nordic Women... Question: Why are Nordic women so beautiful? Answer: Well, the Vikings didn't kidnap the ugly ones..."

"Does life imitate art or does art imitate life? Either way I've lost 1000 dollars playing poker with these dogs"

"I used to worry about offending people's moms on facebook but now they all post memes like ""I chug vodka to keep from drowning my children"""

"Have you heard about the homeless assassin? Well... I don't know anything for sure. But I heard he's a roofless killer!"

"I just read John F Kennedy's biography The end was mind blowing"

"Waiter what's this bug doing waltzing around my table ! It's the band sir they are playing his tune !"

"What's the Difference between a cactus, and a BMW? A cactus has the prick on the outside."

"What doesn't belong in this list : Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob? A. Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob."