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Joke of the Day

"It's time for my wife's 12 week sonogram! I can't wait to see what we'll have! A son or an abortion"

"Just saw 666 on a license plate and, in case you guys were wondering, Satan drives a Jeep."

"What do you call Hitler underwater? Adolfin."

"I once knew a girl called Virginia... We called her Virgin for short, but not for long!"

"I am sorry I wasn't being completely honest when I said I was normal."

"A man goes to the hospital after shoving 6 toy horses in his ass... After a thorough inspection, the doctor stated his condition was stable."

"How many Ferguson protesters does it take to change a light bulb? None; they can't change anything."

"Have you heard this joke of a snake walking into a bar? Well not heard, but I have reddit."

"I hate when weather reporters talk shit on snow...Like why are u even in the weather biz if ur not down w/ snow"

"I'm sexually attracted to biceps. Does that make me biceptual?"