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Joke of the Day

"Robin Williams: *Goes for hi-five* C'mon man, don't leave me hanging."

"tits What does one saggy tit say to another saggy tit? ""If we keep on sagging like this, they might think we're nuts!"""

"A man has undergone the first successful hand transplant in the UK. Doctors say he can move his fingers, but still doesn't have any feeling. Also, he won't come out of the bathroom for some reason."

"I can't tell if my baby is a slow clapper or is starting a slow clap to mock my parenting."

"I'm sorry I jumped on you, from a distance you looked like a conclusion."

"What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dre"

"I took my skateboard around my friend's house. ""Wanna see me kickflip?"" I asked. ""No..."" he sighed. He really regrets naming his dog ""Flip""."

"Why did the dinosaur eat the baby??? It didn't. Humans did not appear until after the extinction of dinosaurs."

"What is Snoop Dogg's favorite weather? Drizzle"

"cant take this long distance relationship anymore. Fridge.... you are coming to my room"