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Joke of the Day
"The Doctor made me walk again... Because I had to sell my car in order to pay the hospital bill"
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"A new test was conducted to study how fat Americans are getting; the test results are as follows: 60% are deemed overweight 30% are deemed morbidly obese 10% ate the test"
"Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg? Neither. The rooster did."
"I couldn't figure out what happens when you mix water and salt... But then I found the solution."
"""I'm going to slide in and go back and forth until you're satisfied"" -Floss"
"My therapist says I should stop breaking into his house to tell him all my problems ... and also that he's not a therapist ."
"People are forgetting that illegals are ""stealing"" jobs that no one else wants like the job of being Donald Trump's wife"
"Keep slugs out of your garden by building a tiny slug-sized amusement park next to it with slow safe rides."
"He always finds himself lost in thought; it's unfamiliar territory."
"Why did I need to bring a shovel on my first date? Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough."