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Joke of the Day

"A good pun is hard to find, like a good steak... *The medium's rarely well-done.*"

"Little Timmy's house cough on fire Timmy wanted to be the hero and grabbed his squirt gun. Do you know what happened to Timmy? He drowned! Moral of the story: Don't be a hero."

"Jesus walks into a bar, puts three nails on the counter, and says to the barkeep ... ""Hey, could you put me up for the night?"""

"Want to hear a Cosby joke? Wait ... I told it wrong. I wasn't supposed to ask for consent."

"This bread is my meat, this wine is my blood... ... and this beer and milk are... -Master, that's enough, I ran out of ink!"

"OMG MOM SHUT UP IM TRYING TO SUMMON THE DARK LORD TO PLAY SCRABBLE YES I WANT A HAM OMELETTE"

"Knock Knock, Who's there Jesus, Jesus who, You haven't heard the good word of the Lord, I have some wonderful pamphlets to show you to the ways of God"

"I was going to copy and paste a joke but then I cut it"

"Why do Butchers don't risk it all in life? Because the Steaks are too high."

"How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the pyschopath"