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Joke of the Day
"I was in denial until her wake... But then I saw her face... now I'm a bereaver"
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"My favourite joke when I was 9. ""Doctor, doctor, I feel like a row of theatres"" ""Did it happen suddenly?"" ""No, it came on in stages"""
"Still in love with various hypothetical women."
"If all men are the same, why do women take so long to choose one...?"
"A black man and a Mexican man open a restaurant together. What is it called? Nachomama"
"My daughter has reached that age where she's asking embarrassing questions about sex Just this morning she said, ""Daddy, is that the best that you can do?"""
"Next wedding Im saying its a open bar but when u get there its going to be cash.Just b/c its a 3rd wedding doesnt mean u can skip it slacker"
"What is the easiest way to kill a frenchman? Break his neck by slamming down the toilet seat, while he is drinking. - Otto von Bismarck"
"What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer? Taste..."
"Bad jokes are like farts... ....better to let them pass."